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According to Urban Dictionary:
Boom Toasted: The act of being tan.
Boom Toasted: An expression interjected immediately after communicating something complimentary, slightly or very cheesy, nice, and/or possibly suck-up-ish to someone’s face (most likely in a group setting) about that person. (Similar to a formal toast at a wedding or special event.)
WTF?
Boom toasted is a variant on boom roasted. It is a dig that is not so offensive or hurtful as a to justify saying boom roasted.
